1995 Classic: The White House Christmas Tree

Why was it so tall in ’95? To make sure the star was high enough that the “Budget Hawks” couldn’t reach it.

🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@T9_Texter05/06/2002 17:564-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@Tripod_Member03/03/2012 20:05Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Kernel_Panic_9808/12/2011 23:45This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Oracle_Says04/07/2012 09:34I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Hellboy_Red01/09/2003 12:37I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Map_Maker_X05/22/2007 01:47The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

@Facepalm_Master08/30/2009 21:04I facepalmed and then I laughed.