1996 Classic: The Weather Knee Almanac

Declaring that a thunderstorm is exactly twelve hours away based entirely on the throbbing sensation in a left replacement hip.

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@Beanie_Baby_Collector05/24/2012 13:16This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@Silk_Road_Ghost02/24/2000 17:51Trading jokes in the shadows.

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