She says her watch is “honest.” It’s the only thing in the house that is, apparently.
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🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2003 Archive: The Sitcom
She says Two and a Half Men is about our house, and I’m the "half."Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law ... read more »
She says Two and a Half Men is about our house, and I’m the "half."Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law ... read more »
2. 2017 Legacy: The Tesla Roadster
I told her about the car Elon Musk sent into space. She said, "Is there room for two? I’ve got a... read more »
I told her about the car Elon Musk sent into space. She said, "Is there room for two? I’ve got a... read more »
3. 2004 Legacy: The Car Trip
We drove to the forest. She said the trees were "too close together."Part of the 56 Mother-in-La... read more »
We drove to the forest. She said the trees were "too close together."Part of the 56 Mother-in-La... read more »
4. 1998 Classic: The Dial-Up
She’s like a 56k modem—slightly faster than last year, but still makes a noise that gives me a m... read more »
She’s like a 56k modem—slightly faster than last year, but still makes a noise that gives me a m... read more »
5. 1996 Vintage: The Tea
Her tea is so bitter it makes a lemon look sweet.Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1996 “M... read more »
Her tea is so bitter it makes a lemon look sweet.Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1996 “M... read more »
6. How many mothers-in-law does it take…
How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb? One. She just holds it up there and ... read more »
How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb? One. She just holds it up there and ... read more »
7. 2023 Legacy: The Rain
She says the rain in 2023 is "too mainstream."Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2023 “Chat... read more »
She says the rain in 2023 is "too mainstream."Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2023 “Chat... read more »
8. 2003 Archive: The Neighbor
She told the neighbor his hedges were "excessively emotional."Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes... read more »
She told the neighbor his hedges were "excessively emotional."Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes... read more »
9. 2018 Archive: The Hat
Her Sunday hat is so big it’s causing a localized eclipse.Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: Th... read more »
Her Sunday hat is so big it’s causing a localized eclipse.Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: Th... read more »
10. 2012 Classic: The Vacuum
She says the Dyson has "more drive" than I do.Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2012 “End ... read more »
She says the Dyson has "more drive" than I do.Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2012 “End ... read more »
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[2003-10-07 ARCHIVE_LOG]Oregon_Trail_Survivor: You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
[2009-01-04 ARCHIVE_LOG]AOL_Instant_Msg: I just set this as my away message. Classic!
[2013-08-18 ARCHIVE_LOG]Married_With_Kids: Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
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