Why did they keep saying the Osprey was safe? Because in 1996, the definition of “safe” was “it didn’t crash this week.”
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1996 “Digital Battlefield & Desert Chills” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
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