2000 Classic: The TV Guide Red Pen Assault

Systematically circling every single afternoon rerun of Matlock in the printed television magazine before the breakfast dishes are even cleared.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around ev...read more »

Yelling directly back at the dashboard electronic map display bec...read more »

Spraying a thick layer of lemon-scented furniture wax directly on...read more »

Using a yellow wooden pencil to manually spin the plastic gears o...read more »

Looking at a grandchild wearing regular-looking spectacles that s...read more »

In 2005, growing older meant standing firm against a world that w...read more »

Demanding that the entire family arrive at the local diner by 3:0...read more »

In 2009, growing older meant navigating a world that was suddenly...read more »

Screaming a sixteen-digit credit card expiration date into a cord...read more »

In 2002, growing older meant standing firm against an onslaught o...read more »

Refusing to believe that a major historical event occurred unless...read more »

Flatly refusing to hold your bare palm over a checkout scanner to...read more »

In 1996, growing older meant navigating a world rapidly rushing i...read more »

In 1995, getting older meant entering a world dominated by printe...read more »

@ICQ_Flower02/08/2011 01:58The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@The_Mask_Smokin08/12/1997 23:40P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@Britney_Spears_Fan12/01/2010 09:43Oops, I laughed again!

@Hattori_Hanzo_S06/23/1995 14:02I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Ricky_Bobby_Fan08/30/1995 22:01Shake and bake! Hilarious!

@This_Is_Fine_Dog10/26/2015 23:43Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.

@Captain_Obvious02/20/1998 13:32This is a comment on a funny joke.

@Not_Bad_Obama03/04/2011 21:01Not bad. Not bad at all.