1995 Legacy: The Truth Adjustment

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a liar? The spelling (and the hourly rate).

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2008, the "Smart" world met the "Stupid" economy. Lawyers shif...read more »

Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »

Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »

A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »

Why do lawyers love 2025? Because no matter how smart the AI get...read more »

"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »

He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »

A rare sighting in the legal wild, documented for your entertainm...read more »

A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »

In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »

Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »

Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »

Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »

The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »

@Emule_Donkey05/11/2004 01:17Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Agent_Smith_0101/26/2008 12:58It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@Nu_Metal_Kid04/11/2000 17:25I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!

@Shagadelic_9711/09/2014 05:47This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Napoleon_Dyna03/15/1998 14:18Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Maplestory_Kid04/02/2011 10:30@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!

@Filter_Fanatic10/22/2008 09:07This joke looks better with a sepia filter.