I’m “sharp” today.
Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
What is this? A joke for ants?
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
3D laughs are the best!
I’m going to poke you for this joke!