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2008 Classic: The Triangle

 I’m “sharp” today.

Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Vaporwave_Original03/15/2012 07:56Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@Dumb_And_Dumber03/11/2002 21:10So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Floppy_Drive_Buzz01/25/2000 17:24The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Scream_Ghostface02/29/2012 01:28Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Zoolander_Derek12/10/2014 15:06What is this? A joke for ants?
@Bill_Nye_Fan12/22/2001 17:22Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
@Liger_Owner_X05/24/2015 03:16It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Rick_Roller_0711/04/2012 21:04Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@IMVU_Chatter04/03/1998 04:123D laughs are the best!
@Social_Media_G02/21/2000 19:55I’m going to poke you for this joke!

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