Why did the states get $206 billion? Because the only thing more addictive than nicotine in 1998 was suing someone for it.
Part of the 41 Presidential Jokes: The 1998 “Starr Reports & Blue Dresses” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Letting this joke through the port.
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.