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1998 Legacy: The Tobacco Master Settlement

Why did the states get $206 billion? Because the only thing more addictive than nicotine in 1998 was suing someone for it.

Part of the 41 Presidential Jokes: The 1998 “Starr Reports & Blue Dresses” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@GameBoy_Color08/03/2015 00:21Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
@Simpson_Quotes02/01/2006 14:18D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Hercules_Xena10/18/2013 01:18By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Firewall_Wizard12/21/1995 01:49Letting this joke through the port.
@DragonBall_Z_G05/23/2009 15:13His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Badger_Badger_M05/31/2005 05:48Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@Distracted_Boy04/01/2001 08:54Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
@Grammar_Nazi_9906/02/2001 02:02Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
@Forever_Alone_X11/24/2011 14:26At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

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