The senior who can detect a human hand moving within two inches of the hallway temperature dial from three rooms away, instantly shouting about the heating bill.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1995 “Reading Glasses, VCR Clocks & Early Bird Specials” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
Silently laughing in the snow.
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A classic from the Spanish web too!
I see what you did there. Clever!