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1995 Archive: The Thermostat Security Guard

The senior who can detect a human hand moving within two inches of the hallway temperature dial from three rooms away, instantly shouting about the heating bill.

Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1995 “Reading Glasses, VCR Clocks & Early Bird Specials” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_User11/29/1997 21:18I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Tripod_Member01/26/2007 13:56Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Jurassic_Park_Grant01/09/2006 11:49They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Kernel_Panic_9812/20/2015 05:20This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
@Lock_Stock_Two05/25/2008 12:29It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan08/23/1998 16:05Silently laughing in the snow.
@Beavis_Cornholio08/18/2001 05:01I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@Tuenti_Specialist12/24/2013 11:40A classic from the Spanish web too!
@I_See_What_You02/06/1997 16:14I see what you did there. Clever!

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