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1996 Archive: The Thermostat Lockdown

Detecting a one-degree drop in the hallway temperature from across the house and immediately accusing someone of leaving the back screen door unlatched.

Part of the 39 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Walkman Batteries & Early Bird Bingo” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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