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2006 Classic: The “Surge” Strategy

Why did the President send 20,000 more troops? Because “Double or Nothing” is a bold move when you’re playing for the history books.

Part of the 33 Presidential Jokes: The 2006 “Quails, Questions & Quagmires” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Forrest_Gump_8811/14/2006 08:37Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@Austin_Powers_Groovy07/25/1995 02:11Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@Lord_Of_The_Rings04/08/1995 18:12One joke to rule them all!
@Hellboy_Red05/09/2000 17:55I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@Slashdot_Effect10/02/2004 10:19We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
@Noob_Slayer_X05/25/2009 17:18Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.

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