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2000 Classic: The Supermarket Scanner Protest

Forcing a long line of customers to wait while arguing that the automated computer register cheated you out of a five-cent discount on a box of high-fiber bran.

Part of the 38 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survival, Nokia Ringtone & New Millennium” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@South_Park_Cartman09/12/1995 01:18Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
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