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1995 Vintage: The Steffi Graf Slam

 Why was the tennis court so lonely? Because Steffi Graf won three Grand Slams in 1995 and made the other players look like they were still using wooden rackets from the 70s.

Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The 1995 “I’m Back & Space Jam” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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