I’m “muted” by reality.
Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
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Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
One does not simply read one joke.
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
3D laughs are the best!
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!