1996 Classic: The Sheep

Did you hear about the cloned sheep? She’s a double-dipper.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "quacking" up at the AI.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Li...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

I’m "taking" a bite out of the new era.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "on fire."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "hanging" a dynamic sunset on my wall.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "whining" about the lag in my eyes.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "chilled."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "inking" about 3D-printing a vacation.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

I’m "rising" with the smart-dough.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "browsing" through the future.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "stable" enough for a reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m wearing a suit made of digital ink. I’m just "changing" my l...read more »

I’m "broadcasting."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The...read more »

@GameBoy_Color04/03/1998 01:55Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.

@Pokemon_Blue07/11/2010 04:10Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!

@BBS_Sysop03/20/2002 11:18Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@Gladiator_Proximo03/08/2004 00:10Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette03/23/1997 16:52I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei07/27/1997 06:18You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Cow_And_Chicken05/31/2014 06:06Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Step_Brothers_B01/28/2008 23:04Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular10/24/2008 07:23I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!