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2014 Classic: The Self-Centering Altar Camera

The tech team installing an automated camera to live-stream the holiday service, only for the motion sensor to glitch and spend ten minutes locked onto a slow-moving ceiling fan instead of the choir.

Part of the 33 Religious Jokes: The 2014 “Cloud Storage, Tablet Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Legacy: The FaceID Sanctuary Lockout
A parishioner trying to discreetly check his notifications in a d...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Thermal Fax Preservation
The church secretary trying to take a picture with her smartphone...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Group Chat Notification Flood
A deacon's phone vibrating continuously seventy times during the ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Hybrid Zoom Audio Feedback
The building maintenance committee meeting held in a hybrid forma...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Autonomous Rectory Intercom
The parish council installing an artificial intelligence receptio...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Group Chat Prayer Confusion
A parish prayer group starting an instant messaging thread, which...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure
The assistant pastor asking his phone's voice helper to locate th...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Y2K_Ready12/13/2007 20:38If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@Gladiator_Proximo03/19/2002 03:35Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Goldmember_I_L10/01/2000 10:44I love gold! And I love this joke!
@Mocking_Sponge01/27/1995 15:18mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@Safari_Surfer02/06/2015 15:17A wild laugh appeared!

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