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1998 Vintage: The Saving Private Ryan Premiere

Why was it a hit in D.C.? Because every politician wanted to be seen “Honoring the Past” to avoid talking about the “Present.”

Part of the 41 Presidential Jokes: The 1998 “Starr Reports & Blue Dresses” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@XFiles_Spooky_M07/20/1995 21:50Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Daria_Morg07/20/1995 15:24My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@Hey_Arnold_Fan08/15/1997 11:11Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
@Nyan_Cat_Space05/28/2006 12:23Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
@First_World_P04/22/2012 08:18My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Digg_Submitter_0511/12/1995 06:47Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
@Bebo_Lover_0507/28/2007 11:29Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
@GL_HF_Runner01/06/2012 00:00Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
@Homestar_Runner04/08/2000 14:39That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

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