Why no guitars? Because Thom Yorke decided being the world’s biggest rock band was boring, so he recorded an album about anxiety and ice ages that everyone called a masterpiece anyway.
Part of the 35 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2000 “Survival, Nu-Metal & The Britney Domination” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Jack White “Electric Blues”
Why the return to the riffs? For Jack proving that a fuzzy guitar...read more »
2025 Archive: The Harry Styles “Fourth House”
Why the acoustic shift? For Harry moving away from the synths to ...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2019 “Old Town Road, Bad Guy & The Truth Hurts” Edition
In 2019, the music industry was officially hijacked by a 6-second...read more »
2024 Classic: The Lenny Kravitz “Blue Electric Light”
Why doesn't he age? The rockstar who at 60 still sounds (and look...read more »
2025 Classic: The Hozier “The Soul of Ireland”
Why the stadium tour? For the man who turned "Too Sweet" into a g...read more »
40 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2018 “God’s Plan, This Is America & The Shallow Fall” Edition
In 2018, music became a visual and social battleground. Drake was...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lorde “L4” (The Real Return)
Why the electronic grit? For Lorde finally coming back with a sou...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Taylor Swift “Tortured Poets Department” Lockdown
Why 31 songs? Because Taylor decided two discs weren't enough to ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Foo Fighters “The New Chapter”
Why the positivity? For Dave Grohl and the band finding joy again...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Arctic Monkeys “Live at the Ritz”
Why the raw sound? For the band ditching the lounge-pop to return...read more »
😜 More from category: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Chappell Roan “Supernova” Peak
Why the crown? Because the "Midwest Princess" officially became t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Justice “Live at Nîmes”
Why the light show? For the French duo proving that their live sh...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Bad Bunny “Trap King” Return
Why the 30-track album? Because Benito reminded everyone that he ...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2024 “Brat Summer, Tortured Poets & The Espresso Shot” Edition
In 2024, music became a lifestyle, a color, and a national event....read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.