2023 Legacy: The Print TV Guide Ritual

Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around every afternoon broadcast of Matlock before the morning coffee has even cooled down.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Lycos_Dog09/16/2002 01:35Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@Dreamcast_Gamer04/19/1996 09:38Thinking is definitely funny today.

@Total_Recall_Fan05/30/2007 21:36Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Star_Wars_Kid09/04/2007 14:57I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@Android_Bot_9910/09/2002 18:55Beep boop. Humor recognized.