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1996 Vintage: The Platform Sneaker Struggle

Watching the trendy girls try to run the 100-meter dash in physical education class while wearing massive platform sneakers.

Part of the 38 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1996 “Starter Jackets, Netscape Navigator & POG Tournaments” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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