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2009 Archive: The Paramore “Brand New Eyes”

Why the tension? For the album that proved internal band drama makes for some of the best pop-punk songs ever written.

Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2009 “Bad Romance, Moonwalk Farewell & The Kanye Mic-Snatch” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Legacy: The Rosalía “New Era”
Why the futuristic flamenco? For the Spanish star proving once ag...read more »
2025 Archive: The Oasis “Live ‘25” Resurrection
Why the silence? Because everyone was too busy waiting in a virtu...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Tyler, The Creator “The Next Persona”
Why the mask? For Tyler reinventing himself again, this time as a...read more »
2024 Classic: The Benson Boone “Beautiful Things”
Why the scream? For the TikTok kid who proved a powerful ballad w...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Chappell Roan “Supernova” Peak
Why the crown? Because the "Midwest Princess" officially became t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Foo Fighters “The New Chapter”
Why the positivity? For Dave Grohl and the band finding joy again...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Pearl Jam “Dark Matter”
Why so heavy? A return to 90s energy proved grunge never dies; it...read more »

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2025 Legacy: The Arctic Monkeys “Live at the Ritz”
Why the raw sound? For the band ditching the lounge-pop to return...read more »
2025 Classic: The Fred Again.. “Actual Life 4”
Why the field recordings? For the man who turned a recording of a...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dreamcast_Gamer10/25/1998 12:07Thinking is definitely funny today.
@Tamagotchi_Sitter10/24/2012 03:25My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Baywatch_Runner11/04/1996 01:34Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Wrestling_Nut12/04/2008 18:37Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
@Offspring_Guy05/03/2013 11:54The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Rugrats_Tommy04/02/2013 06:46A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!

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