2020 Vintage: The Paper Checkbook Standoff

Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manually balance a ledger down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune juice.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Netscape_Ninja08/11/2004 22:15Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@Terminator_T80007/25/2003 16:08I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Simpson_Quotes05/28/2005 19:54D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Harry_Potter_Hermione01/29/2003 06:37It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@Nice_Guy_Eddie05/30/2012 17:38Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Korn_Follower01/26/2011 11:09Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@Evolution_Dance05/29/1998 00:06The history of humor in one post.