2013 Vintage: The Paper Checkbook Standoff

Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manually balance a ledger down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune juice.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@SpaceJam_Fan01/24/1999 13:30Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.

@Net_Addict_200007/28/2006 02:09My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@StarWars_Nerd06/10/2006 12:42The farce is strong with this one!

@Doom_Marines04/07/2001 22:34Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@PopUp_Blocker_X10/11/2013 09:30I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@Warcraft_Orc11/11/1996 18:28Work, work... and laugh, laugh!