2002 Legacy: The Paper Checkbook Standoff

Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manually balance a ledger down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune juice.

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@Silicon_Valley_Fan10/15/2010 12:34This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@USB_Pioneer11/30/2012 18:21Plug and Play laughter!

@Pirate_Bay_9906/25/2010 20:53Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Requiem_Dreamer07/07/2000 05:23That was intense... and funny!

@Fat_Bastard_Get04/05/2006 19:00Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

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@Trogdor_Burn04/13/2004 00:46Burninating the countryside with laughter!