Why the bats? For the year Ozzy Osbourne decided that instead of a retirement home, he’d just start a massive touring metal circus for the next few decades.
Part of the 36 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 1997 “Cyber-Pop, Neon Windbreakers & The British Invasion Pt. II” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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In 2022, the music industry felt like a giant reunion party. Beyo...read more »
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Why the lime green? Because Charli released an album so messy and...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Tyla (Grammy Glory)
Why is "Water" still playing? The South African star officially o...read more »
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42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2023 “Eras, AI Drake & The Pink Summer” Edition
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In 2001, the music industry was teetering on a cliff. While the l...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
M’lady... this joke is superb.
Found this on the deep end of the net.
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.