Why the purple blood? Because Olivia proved she wasn’t a one-album wonder, making “vampire” the official anthem for anyone who has ever dated a guy they shouldn’t have.
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🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Kacey Musgraves “Cosmic Country”
Why the psychedelic visuals? For Kacey proving that country music...read more »
2024 Archive: The Lady Gaga & Bruno Mars “Die With A Smile”
Why the retro vibe? A ballad that sounds like a 70s classic becam...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2025 “Oasis Mania, GTA VI Soundtracks & The AI-Pop Singularity” Edition
In 2025, the music industry stopped chasing the future and decide...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2023 “Eras, AI Drake & The Pink Summer” Edition
In 2023, the music world was owned by two women: Taylor Swift, wh...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Tame Impala “Interstellar”
Why the 5-year gap? For Kevin Parker releasing an album that fina...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Foo Fighters “The New Chapter”
Why the positivity? For Dave Grohl and the band finding joy again...read more »
2024 Archive: The AI Cover Peak
Why is Frank Sinatra singing "Houdini"? Algorithms got so good th...read more »
40 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 1998 “Hit Me Baby, Intergalactic & The Nu-Metal Stomp” Edition
In 1998, the music world underwent a total facelift. We said good...read more »
2024 Classic: The Magdalena Bay “Imaginal Disk”
Why so weird? The album became the new bible for fans of art-pop ...read more »
2024 Archive: The St. Vincent “All Born Screaming”
Why so raw? Annie Clark produced herself and created an album tha...read more »
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42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 1995 “Flannels, Britpop & The Great Vinyl Funeral” Edition
In 1995, the music industry was a gold mine where record labels s...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2004 “American Idiot, Yeah! & The Emo Revolution” Edition
In 2004, the music world was divided into three camps: the "Dirty...read more »
2024 Archive: The Charli XCX “Brat Summer” Revolution
Why the lime green? Because Charli released an album so messy and...read more »
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In 2011, the music industry was owned by a girl from London with ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a headshot in Complex!
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
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I facepalmed and then I laughed.