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🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025) Archive
1. 2004 Legacy: The Laptop Widescreen
Why was the salesman so proud? His new laptop was "Widescreen," which meant he could see two mor... read more »
Why was the salesman so proud? His new laptop was "Widescreen," which meant he could see two mor... read more »
2. 2000 Vintage: The Email Etiquette
Why did the boss put "URGENT" in the subject line of a "Happy Birthday" email? Habit.Part of the... read more »
Why did the boss put "URGENT" in the subject line of a "Happy Birthday" email? Habit.Part of the... read more »
3. 2010 Legacy: The Laptop “Sleep” Mode
Why did it work this time? Because Windows 7 finally learned the difference between "Sleep" and ... read more »
Why did it work this time? Because Windows 7 finally learned the difference between "Sleep" and ... read more »
4. 2013 Classic: The Flappy Bird Addiction
Why was there tapping coming from every cubicle? Because a simple bird game was making everyone ... read more »
Why was there tapping coming from every cubicle? Because a simple bird game was making everyone ... read more »
5. 2021 Classic: The Folder Navigation
Why was the manager lost? He clicked "Recents" and found a file he deleted in 2015 that "Cloud M... read more »
Why was the manager lost? He clicked "Recents" and found a file he deleted in 2015 that "Cloud M... read more »
6. 2001 Classic: The Encarta 2001
Why did the kids visit the office? To see the "3D Virtual Tours" on the encyclopedia that actual... read more »
Why did the kids visit the office? To see the "3D Virtual Tours" on the encyclopedia that actual... read more »
7. 1996 Archive: The Scream Secret
What was the scariest thing in the 1996 office? The sound of the fax machine at 2 AM.Part of the... read more »
What was the scariest thing in the 1996 office? The sound of the fax machine at 2 AM.Part of the... read more »
8. 2001 Classic: The Segway Hype
Why did the CEO buy a Segway for the office? He wanted to show he was "moving toward the future"... read more »
Why did the CEO buy a Segway for the office? He wanted to show he was "moving toward the future"... read more »
9. 2013 Legacy: The Mad Men Era Ending
Why did the manager stop wearing the hat? He realized that being a "Creative Genius" requires ac... read more »
Why did the manager stop wearing the hat? He realized that being a "Creative Genius" requires ac... read more »
10. 2001 Legacy: The Handspring Treo
Why was it so big? Because putting a phone and a PDA together required the space of a small bric... read more »
Why was it so big? Because putting a phone and a PDA together required the space of a small bric... read more »
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[1996-11-18 ARCHIVE_LOG]ICQ_Master99: Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
[2008-10-13 ARCHIVE_LOG]Seinfeld_George: What is the deal with these funny jokes?
[2005-10-27 ARCHIVE_LOG]Legally_Blonde_Paulette: I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
[1997-01-19 ARCHIVE_LOG]Motherboard_Max: This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
[2003-06-13 ARCHIVE_LOG]Pi_Mathematics: Finding the patterns in the humor.
[2012-05-18 ARCHIVE_LOG]Big_Lebowski_Dude: The Dude abides... this joke.
[2005-07-26 ARCHIVE_LOG]Party_On_Garth: I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
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