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1995 Legacy: The New Year’s Eve 1995

 Why was the athlete hopeful? Because 1995 was the year of “The Return,” and 1996 was an Olympic year in Atlanta.

Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The 1995 “I’m Back & Space Jam” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Quake_Fragger07/06/2004 16:59M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Lycos_Dog01/08/2015 18:41Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
@AskJeeves_Fan03/22/1999 00:50Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@T9_Texter01/08/2013 18:434-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@Sid_Meier_Fan03/20/2015 11:23Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@Oracle_Says09/10/2003 14:16I knew you’d laugh at this.
@Zoolander_Mug07/29/2001 20:33I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@StumbleUpon_User10/07/2001 05:05I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

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