Printing the final annual parish budget summary on eye-searing, neon-green copy paper so that no family can claim they mistook the serious multi-thousand-dollar church deficit for a regular grocery store coupon insert.
Part of the 36 Religious Jokes: The 2013 “Facebook Overload, Smart Tablets & Modern Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Cloud Storage Scare
The parish clerk falling into a panic because she cannot understa...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure
The assistant pastor asking his phone's voice helper to locate th...read more »
38 Religious Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse, iPad Pulpits & Facebook Timeline” Edition
In 2012, church life was caught between a massive digital upgrade...read more »
39 Religious Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Countdown, Millennium Bugs & Dial-Up Bulletins” Edition
In 1999, church life was defined by an electric mix of millennial...read more »
2025 Archive: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
A financial board member trying to prove a historical error to th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Window AC Jet Engine
The livestream broadcast losing its audio feed for several second...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
Printing the annual parish deficit summary on bright, fluorescent...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
Printing the annual parish deficit summary on bright, fluorescent...read more »
35 Religious Jokes: The 2003 “Flip Phones, iPod Ministry & Khaki Sunday Schools” Edition
In 2003, church life was confidently striding into the digital er...read more »
33 Religious Jokes: The 1998 “Y2K Panic, Dial-Up Loading Bars & Beanie Baby Fundraisers” Edition
In 1998, church life was caught between a massive digital acceler...read more »
😜 More from category: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
35 Religious Jokes: The 1997 “Dial-Up Webpages, Beepers & Fellowship Hall Potlucks” Edition
In 1997, church life was fully catching the digital wave while re...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The deep crimson plush carpeting in the sanctuary showing absolut...read more »
2024 Archive: The Twitter Ministry Update
The older members of the parish council staring in deep disbelief...read more »
39 Religious Jokes: The 2001 “Burning CDs, Nokia Texting & Fellowship Hall Upgrades” Edition
In 2001, church life was transitioning out of the millennium scar...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!