1997 Vintage: The Mechanic

“I can fix it, but I’ll need to keep the lamp overnight.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The...read more »

In 1996, the world was spinning faster. We were "Macarena-ing" ou...read more »

How many brunettes does it take to change a light bulb? Three. On...read more »

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's no...read more »

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb? I’ll ne...read more »

How many abstract artists does it take to change a light bulb? No...read more »

How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb? Two...read more »

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. The...read more »

How many safety inspectors does it take to change a light bulb? F...read more »

How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

In 2017, the world was spinning—literally. Fidget spinners were i...read more »

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. They a...read more »

@Pirates_Jack_S01/07/2010 10:56But you have heard of this joke!

@Tank_Operator08/25/2000 09:59Loading the training program... for comedy.

@Cow_And_Chicken09/25/1995 03:43Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Mind_Blown_Gif07/17/2015 05:29*Boom* - there goes my brain!

@Slow_Clap_Guy04/05/2013 15:41...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!