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1999 Legacy: The Matrix Dress Code

Why did the hallway look like a sci-fi convention? Because every eighth grader showed up wearing a long, black vinyl trench coat and cheap sunglasses, trying to look like Neo while walking to remedial algebra.

Part of the 41 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic, Matrix Coats & Pokémon Mania” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hotmail_Original07/30/1996 21:34Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
@Inkjet_Printers06/23/2001 04:21Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@DVD_Rom_King04/09/2006 13:22More capacity for humor on this site!
@Emule_Donkey10/02/1997 02:05Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Hellboy_Red11/27/2011 04:27I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
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