Arriving at the shopping center entrance doors at 5:45 AM in matching nylon tracksuits to complete five brisk laps before the security guards unlock the actual stores.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Flossing, Smart Home Scare & Wireless Headphone Woes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.