Arriving at the shopping center entrance doors at 5:45 AM in matching nylon tracksuits to complete five brisk laps before the security guards unlock the actual stores.
Part of the 36 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge, Flappy Bird Frustration & Tablet Takeover” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
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