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2014 Archive: The Mall Walker Dawn Patrol

Arriving at the shopping center entrance doors at 5:45 AM in matching nylon tracksuits to complete five brisk laps before the security guards unlock the actual stores.

Part of the 36 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge, Flappy Bird Frustration & Tablet Takeover” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Master9911/15/1995 20:48Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
@DialUp_Dreamer06/21/1996 20:00Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@Doom_Guy07/30/2008 09:01Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
@Sid_Meier_Fan10/03/1995 04:33Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@Motherboard_Max06/10/2014 15:10This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@Korn_Follower11/16/2003 10:38Are you ready?! (For this joke).
@Sailor_Moon_Cry04/25/2009 10:04In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Bebo_Lover_0512/01/2004 04:41Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

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