1995 Archive: The Luggage Lock

Why did the thief laugh? Because the “lock” on the 1995 suitcase could be opened with a determined paperclip.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Following a flag on a stick through a crowded city.I joined a wal...read more »

In 2005, travel became "broadcastable." You weren't just telling ...read more »

In 2007, the travel world shifted. We were still carrying our hea...read more »

Why was the traveler stuck? Because he went to an island that on...read more »

Why was the Starbucks on Mars so expensive? Because "shipping an...read more »

Traveling in 2000 was a weird mix of survivalist relief and early...read more »

Fitting your entire life into a carry-on bag.I spent three hours ...read more »

Why did the traveler spend 8 hours in a box? Because the airport...read more »

Nothing says "welcome" like taking off your belt in public.The TS...read more »

When your high school Spanish fails you in a real café.I tried to...read more »

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes01/17/2014 13:02Standard classic. Never gets old.

@Hotmail_Original04/09/2013 08:04Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!

@Napster_Leech05/06/2000 18:15Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Dorm_Room_Hero09/08/2011 06:37My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Broadband_Newbie01/17/2006 07:53Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Nu_Metal_Kid07/07/2001 06:23I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!

@Friday_Rebecca03/03/2004 02:40Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!