2005 Classic: The Lemon

I’m “squeezing” the fun out of life.

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I’m "writing" the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

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@Vaporwave_Original06/21/2004 14:45Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee05/08/1998 02:26A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Tyler_Durden_Real09/24/2005 12:10Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Blink_182_Mark02/05/2005 12:51What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!

@Baxter_The_Dog04/02/2005 22:04Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Anonymous_User03/04/2010 22:22We are many. We are laughing.