Spraying a thick layer of lemon-scented furniture wax directly onto the plastic frame of a flat-screen computer monitor to make it match the heavy oak living room desk.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2022 “QR Code Menus, Wordle Obsession & AI Anxiety” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.