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1999 Archive: The Laser Pointer Confiscation

The teacher keeping a drawer full of tiny silver pens that emitted red dots, declaring them a hazard to public education.

Part of the 41 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic, Matrix Coats & Pokémon Mania” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Hotmail_Checker08/30/2001 10:33Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy08/19/2001 22:02That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
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