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2003 Classic: The Laser Pointer Ban Upgrade

The school board updating the student handbook to declare that anyone caught projecting a red dot onto the chalkboard during a quiz would face automatic suspension.

Part of the 38 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo, Beyoncé & MySpace Beginnings” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Lycos_Dog06/16/1995 08:44Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
@Sid_Meier_Fan07/22/2012 15:03Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@Twister_Chaser01/07/1999 11:22A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@Gladiator_Proximo06/23/1998 22:24Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@HTML_Hacker11/14/1996 18:53<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Leave_Britney_A05/17/2002 20:26Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
@Top_List_Winner08/16/2005 21:23Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
@Retweet_King04/30/2002 13:00RT if you think this is funny!

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