Why the hits? For reminding everyone that the 90s belonged to Janet, and we were all just living in her dance choreography.
Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 1995 “Flannels, Britpop & The Great Vinyl Funeral” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
By the gods, this is a funny one!
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.