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1999 Classic: The High-Top Valve Usher

A teenage volunteer causing a faint puffing sound down the center aisle because he keeps pressing the air pumps on his basketball shoes during the collection.

Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Countdown, Millennium Bugs & Dial-Up Bulletins” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Surfer11/16/1997 00:38You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@Encarta_User05/30/2014 21:19I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Speed_Racer_Go10/23/2008 06:45Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@Badger_Badger_M01/18/1999 03:56Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@Grammar_Nazi_9907/15/1995 02:19Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
@Tablet_User_1005/22/2011 00:38Tapping my way to a good mood.

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