Causing a high-pitched, metallic whistle to echo through the quiet dining room because the small microphone is pressing directly against the wire frame of a pair of bifocals.
Part of the 34 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2017 “Face ID Phobia, Fidget Spinner Frenzy & Remote Control Chaos” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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