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2005 Vintage: The Guitar Hero Dreams

The boy who spent all of algebra class staring at his desk and tapping his fingers in a frantic five-color pattern, practicing for the weekend video game tournament.

Part of the 38 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch, iPod Video & Emo Explosion” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Frasier_Crane12/17/1997 20:43I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Gnutella_User01/13/1998 05:21Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Nice_Guy_Eddie05/13/2003 16:44Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@Star_Wars_Kid08/12/2004 22:17I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
@Trololo_Man_7012/06/1998 02:29Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
@Friday_Rebecca05/14/1998 03:59Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@This_Is_Fine_Dog05/23/2009 13:14Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
@Ultima_Online_V04/28/2014 22:02Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
@Podcast_Listener08/01/2009 05:45I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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