She says the guest room curtains are “hiding something.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 1995 Legacy: The Camera
She hates having her picture taken. She says the lens "adds ten years of judgment."Part of the 5... read more »
She hates having her picture taken. She says the lens "adds ten years of judgment."Part of the 5... read more »
2. 2008 Archive: The E-mail Thread
She’s started "starring" my e-mails in her inbox. Only the ones where I admit I was wrong.Part o... read more »
She’s started "starring" my e-mails in her inbox. Only the ones where I admit I was wrong.Part o... read more »
3. 2002 Legacy: The Suitcase
Her luggage is so heavy it’s starting to affect the Earth’s rotation.Part of the 61 Mother-in-La... read more »
Her luggage is so heavy it’s starting to affect the Earth’s rotation.Part of the 61 Mother-in-La... read more »
4. 2024 Classic: The Vacuum
She says the Roomba is "the only member of this family who knows how to finish a job."Part of th... read more »
She says the Roomba is "the only member of this family who knows how to finish a job."Part of th... read more »
5. 1996 Vintage: The Nintendo
She thinks the "Reset" button on the Nintendo is for starting over her daughter’s marriage.Part ... read more »
She thinks the "Reset" button on the Nintendo is for starting over her daughter’s marriage.Part ... read more »
6. 2023 Vintage: The Radio
She hates "Lo-Fi Beats." She says it sounds like "someone who has given up on ever finding a cho... read more »
She hates "Lo-Fi Beats." She says it sounds like "someone who has given up on ever finding a cho... read more »
7. 1999 Vintage: The Alarm Clock
My new alarm clock mimics the sunrise. She just closes the curtains and tells me it’s "not morni... read more »
My new alarm clock mimics the sunrise. She just closes the curtains and tells me it’s "not morni... read more »
8. 2005 Archive: The Car Trip
We drove to the beach. She said the sand was "too unorganized."Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Joke... read more »
We drove to the beach. She said the sand was "too unorganized."Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Joke... read more »
9. My mother-in-law has come round to…
My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we’re ha... read more »
My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we’re ha... read more »
10. 2001 Vintage: The Walk
When she walks through the woods, the trees stop rustling. They don't want to get a "talk."Part ... read more »
When she walks through the woods, the trees stop rustling. They don't want to get a "talk."Part ... read more »
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[1997-12-10 ARCHIVE_LOG]Nokia_Snake_Champ: Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
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[1998-09-16 ARCHIVE_LOG]Doom_Marines: Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
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