1996 Archive: The Golden Corral Stampede

Planning the entire Sunday schedule around arriving at the buffet at exactly 3:45 PM to beat the crowd for the discounted roast beef.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Duke_Nukem_Fan04/07/2003 09:10I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Simpson_Quotes05/15/2013 12:08D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Beavis_Butthead04/24/2010 01:15Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Agent_Smith_0104/05/2009 12:30It is inevitable... you will laugh.