1995 Vintage: The Encyclopedia Trust

Refusing to believe any fact unless it could be physically pointed out in a dusty volume of the 1988 Encyclopedia Britannica sitting on the shelf.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Kernel_Panic_9803/18/2004 03:58This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Korben_Dallas_Tax07/19/2008 01:07I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Jackass_Johnny08/03/2010 04:50Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Hey_Arnold_Fan03/16/2004 19:16Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!

@Clans_Leader_9903/17/2002 02:19Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!