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2002 Archive: The Electric Blanket Monopoly

Turning the heating element in the living room chair up to maximum capacity until the entire corner of the house smells faintly of scorched wool and dust.

Part of the 33 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2002 “Euro Currency, Color Screens & Desktop Dusting” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@X-Gen_Mark05/14/2002 07:37This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@Backstreet_Fan08/11/2007 14:46I want it that way... the funny way!
@Britney_Spears_Fan03/14/2015 11:25Oops, I laughed again!
@Clueless_Dionne12/13/2006 00:36Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
@Firewire_Fan05/08/1996 01:45Transferring laughs at high speeds.
@Slow_Clap_Guy03/16/2000 19:07...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!
@Anonymous_User07/14/2011 13:44We are many. We are laughing.

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