2001 Classic: The Dust

I’m a cleaner. I’m just “sweeping.”

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "milking" the future for all it's worth.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

I met a version of myself that was actually productive. It was a...read more »

I’m "one" in a trillion connections.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’ve got a "juicy" gossip from the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

I’m "keeping" my human core.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Li...read more »

I’m "buffering" my social evolution.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m wearing a suit made of digital ink. I’m just "changing" my l...read more »

I’m "grating" on the AI’s circuits.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "infecting" the metaverse with 2025 humor.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

I tried to reload my personality in 2025, but I was already "up-...read more »

I’m "weaving" through the 6G web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "displaying" 100% transparency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "inking" about 3D-printing a vacation.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

@Unix_Wizard06/26/2000 10:32sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@Keyboard_Warrior09/16/2002 18:50F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!

@Chain_Mail_Hater08/04/2011 12:07I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

@PeanutButter_J08/22/2009 22:24It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Nyan_Cat_Space06/17/1997 12:52Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

@Overly_Attached09/26/2007 00:24I’m watching you... read this joke!

@DMOZ_Volunteer03/14/1995 15:15Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@Pwnage_King04/21/2008 03:35Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.