Standing on the edge of the manicured front lawn at 4:00 PM sharp, holding a clipboard to track the license plates of any delivery truck moving faster than ten miles per hour.
Part of the 33 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer Blurs, AI Takeover & Touchscreen Dashboards” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.