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1998 Archive: The Dial-Up Drama

“I couldn’t print my essay because my dad was waiting for an important business email and wouldn’t let me connect to the internet.”

Part of the 33 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1998 “Furby Invasion, Britney Spears & iMac G3” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dumb_And_Dumber01/06/1996 04:39So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Modem_Meltdown07/09/1999 01:23My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
@Java_Applet_User03/10/2013 03:51This joke is more portable than a Java app!
@XFiles_Spooky_M12/01/1996 20:50Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Gnutella_User11/18/2006 22:53Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Heathers_Winona08/15/2002 01:40Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@Neopets_Trader02/05/2003 01:47Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
@iPhone_User_0707/04/1995 18:19There’s an app for that? No, just this site!

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