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1995 Classic: The Dave Matthews Band “Crash”

Why the saxophones? For a band that proved you can become a stadium act just by playing 12-minute songs that make college students feel “deep.”

Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 1995 “Flannels, Britpop & The Great Vinyl Funeral” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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@AltaVista_Pro12/13/2012 23:28Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Tripod_Member04/26/2011 04:26Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Fresh_Prince_9003/28/2006 09:41In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam10/17/2002 19:53I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@SoulSeek_Fan02/14/2006 22:54Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Pretty_In_Pink09/04/1996 09:19Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@Get_Flash_Player03/13/1995 07:18Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
@Charlie_Unicorn01/26/1997 17:58We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
@Captain_Obvious08/21/1995 23:26This is a comment on a funny joke.

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